BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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BanjoLong time reader, possibly first time poster (I've been drinking for quite some time).
Long story very short - Doing that specifc deed with my girlfriend, feel something snap, realise it must be something to do with my downstairs cos the horrific feeling of a gaping open penile wound scraping up and down the inside of my girlfriend's vadge is definitely something to do with me, I'm thinking it would be impolite to point this out, so I don't, girlfriend eventually looks down to see my lower torso given a light sheen of red, and asks if it's hers.
I guess you had to be there, by fuck I'm glad you weren't.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 3:00, 1 reply)
Check my profile.We've a badge for people who've been through this.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:21,
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