Picture this...
A night on the town with a staggeringly (really!) beautiful Iranian student lovely.

Back to hers for what comes naturally to the young and uninhibited.

She was on top, me, my head on a pillow looking up in wonder at this angel.

I grasp her 'round the torso in a fit of passion to kiss her in our moment of peak pleasure...

...she, limp from the exertion gets dragged forward... and bursts her nose against the wall showering us both in her blood.

By George I was drunk. I actually laughed as the raven-haired beauty above me cluched at her face in horror.

Length? Pretty shrivelled after that, I can tell you...
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:40, Reply)