Blood
Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Blood -tasted like oxtail soup....
Many moons ago (insert Star Wars joke), I had my tonsils removed. In those days, they didn't cauterise the root, so you bled.
A lot.
And there was only one place to go -good ol' Mr Tumtum.
For a few hours at least. Then it's the Run to the bog....and speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww a copious (alright, it fucking seemed like it) amount of brown blood.
Did I mention that it tasted like oxtail soup?
Length? Three tins of the stuff more like.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2008, 23:34, 1 reply)
Many moons ago (insert Star Wars joke), I had my tonsils removed. In those days, they didn't cauterise the root, so you bled.
A lot.
And there was only one place to go -good ol' Mr Tumtum.
For a few hours at least. Then it's the Run to the bog....and speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww a copious (alright, it fucking seemed like it) amount of brown blood.
Did I mention that it tasted like oxtail soup?
Length? Three tins of the stuff more like.
( , Sat 9 Aug 2008, 23:34, 1 reply)
We should insist
That for the next QOTW we can post anything
as long as it begins with " Many Moons ago"
:)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2008, 23:39, closed)
That for the next QOTW we can post anything
as long as it begins with " Many Moons ago"
:)
( , Sat 9 Aug 2008, 23:39, closed)
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