Donation
I'm a very slow bleeder and once while donating the blood in the line actually coagulated before it could get to the bag. Well, the tech sees I've been there forever and the bag's not filling so he starts having me squeeze a stress ball. No luck. So he calls another tech over and she pulls out a pair of pliers and starts milking the line. Well, I must have built up some pressure behind the clot because the line split and sent a crimson stream shooting across the two techs and nearly halfway across the room. Pity to ruin their nice, white lab coats.
( Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:40, Reply)