Broom handle insertion
Haha, not in that way you Foul depraved b3tans

Whilst working as a forklift driver for a well known leading DIY store (which rhymes with pricks) i was in alot of bother for running over brooms and breaking the handles.
After many a warning i was told i would get points on my license if i broke another..

A Few hours later the inevitable happens, 'crunch' some tossbag has left one in the warehouse again and ive broken it in half.
I panic....points are bad...
I come up with a brainwave, replace the broomhandle with a new one.
Problem, the broken half wont come out of the brooms head,

I solved this problem in my head by standing on each side of the head and pulling hard

unfortunately, the broken end was mighty sharp

yup you guessed it, i stabbed myself in the belly, really deeply.

Blood everywhere, then i passed out

Moral of the story? Im an idiot



Length? just long enough to bend over and plunge into myself
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