Red bath
When I was a small child I was taking a bath, splashing around, and I spied my mom's pink razor on the edge of the tub. I wanted to be an adult and shave my legs too! I knew just how to do it from watching my mom. I pressed the blade against my leg as hard as I could and raked it across my flesh. The tub water quickly turned red but I didn't even feel it due to the warm water, so I was convinced that something red had just fallen into the tub. I'll never forget the look of horror on her face when she came running in to my yells of, "Mom, come quick, there's something in the bath!" to discover a very bloodied, grinning child.

My own childhood antics have so far been the most effective form of birth control.
(BrainSurgerysFun, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:43, 4 replies)

Just thank god...
That you didn't copy mummy in shaving that OTHER place, yeah. That one. Too lowbrow?
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:12, closed)

My legs
recoiled reading this. How is that even possible?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:21, closed)

i did that, too.
the razor slipped sideways across my thigh bone, making a slice about 8 inches long :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:51, closed)

Oh god
I cringed reading this. I did the same thing when I was young, although it was on my finger and wasn't nearly as bad. That sounds like something out of Cabin Fever.
(Plague keeps clicking "I like this" on accident, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:47, closed)