BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Think firstIf you ever wake up with a bitch of a headache and are shitting blood - do not panic, or write a will or start to compile a list of songs you want played at your funeral.
Ask yourself one question...
"Did I get bladdered and have Chicken Tikka last night?"
It will save you a lot of humiliation.
Trust me.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:51, 1 reply)
Nice!This should go in Top Tips, I could see it getting newslettered.
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Cawl, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:08,
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