
Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Fortunately I've yet to witness anything so 'orrible - most suicides are on bridges and high speed tracks, incidents at stations are more often accidents *shudders* London pushy platform overcrowding + watching "Suicide Circle" doth not a happy commuter make :S
^Useless fact recalled from job filing stuff on train repairs - there was on average 1 "jumper" a week with gruesome detail breakdown on "cleaning" and "damage"..
To anybody contemplating going out with a bang, please consider a less selfishly dramatic gesture and generally mass-misery-spreading way to expire.
Not only do you traumatise any unfortunates witnessing your showy demise, but also the poor sod forced to mince you due to inedequate braking distance, the crews bagging up bits of you up off the track, and the cleaners who get to clean bits of brain out of the undercarriage, usually for low wages.
Also min wage slaves upon whom the report of your stunt provokes tremours of regurgitative lunch, and spasms of wracking despair at having to queue with 100s for ages for replacement buses, because another one of you, has bloody gone and done the smae thing, in virtually the same place. Again.
( , Tue 12 Aug 2008, 21:40, Reply)
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