BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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I summoned up the courageminimal bleeding, and the cuts that did occur are very small and painless.
However, there is a problem. I have a retarded beard.
Most people's grain goes towards their chin, mine goes right. So all my facial hair (except the tache) grows to the right. This means that shaving against the grain for that extra smooth feel involves going from right to left. However, cut-throats only really lend themselves to straight up and down.
Bugger.
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