BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Cheers all…Nothing takes your mind of your troubles like writing embarrassing stories about the missus with bits of blood and puke thrown in.
@Andaba: Incredibly I have managed to sire 2 mini-Pooflakes. Amazingly they’re intelligent, good looking and funny – they get ALL that from the wife’s side. In fact they only have 2 traits that prevent me from tanking it straight to the DNA checking booth…
They both have loud, shouty voices and could shit for Britain if it was an Olympic event...
@BGB – I think this answers your question – The present Mrs P is now totally de-sensitised to the ever presence of poo splats. It’s a bit embarrassing though to realise that I have the worst bowel control in the family when 2 members of it are under 8 years old…
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