BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Not that serious, but relevantas I only did it a few hours ago.
Have been replacing drain pump in dishwasher and managed to gash my hand on razor sharp piece of aluminium, 1/4" deep cut halfway between the base of my thumb and my wrist that's been steadily pumping out nice thick red blood since, fucking painful. And have to use my computer left handed whilst holding the other arm up in the air, gay.
Can't be fucked to go hospital to wait around for 6 hours to get it superglued, so I'm either gonna wait for it to stop bleeding and superglue it myself tomorrow morning, or die of blood loss in my sleep. I'll post back tomorrow (or not)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 21:25, Reply)
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