BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Jack and the BeanstalkA friend of mine used to be part of the stage crew at the local theatre. One winter they were doing Jack and the Beanstalk. My buddy was doing something near the bottom of the beanstalk with Jack halfway up it, when Jack lost his footing and landed square on my mate's head, bouncing it at some speed off the stage floor.
Cue lots of claret and vomiting and generally not being coherent or being able to stand.
Apparently the show's producer (no doubt shitting himself with the fear of a lawsuit - which happened anyway) promptly flung him in the back of his plush 7-series BMW to whisk him to hospital rather than wait for an ambulance, where plenty more claret and vomit managed to work its way into the upholstery.
I think they gave him some magic beans to help with the pain once he got there though.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 23:11, 1 reply)
mmmmmmmMagic beans.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:02,
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