Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Shit off, if you knew who Banksy was you'd make a fucking mint selling his identity to the press.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:54,
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plenty of.people have claimed to have known himI couldn't prove it to the press any more than I can prove it to you. It'd need a picture of him painting holding his birth certificate and that is unlikely.
It is a true story...it would be a lame line of bullshit. Although I do understand lame bullshit is du rigur here I promise it's true or I'll ear the contents of my dad's incontinence pad.
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the joy of typing on a phone while walking and being drunkAll that from a baseline of spaz it's a wonder it made any sense at all
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