Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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jesus stopped me having teenage sexThe bastard.
OK so it wasn't actually Jesus's fault per se.
I was 18, horny as hell, and a full on bible basher(I'd like to say I grew out of it fairly quickly, but I was about 36 by the time I fully realised it was a big pile of wank).
I was at my girlfriend's house (we ran the college Christian Union together. How romantic right?) and we had the place to ourselves. We started kissing and hands started to wander. I then suddenly pulled away and announced that we shouldn't be doing this, that it was upsetting God and all that shite.
We got back in touch recently. We were chatting one night and she told me that if I hadn't done that I'd have been her first.
Fuck.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:49, 3 replies)
First what?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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