Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Job?I knew a farmer, he was a good man, happy, had a large family and a successful farm. Loads of livestock and on the surface he had pretty much all you could ask for. But he was never happy, he lived in fear of something going wrong. Quite wisely as it turns out, as he had an explosion on his farm, blew the whole building down, killed his kids. Every single on of them. Blew a hole in the side of his barn too, so all his livestock escaped. I mean, how fucking awful is that? He never really recovered, the stress was horrendous as you’d imagine and he came out in hives and skin disorders and all sorts.
He did rebuild eventually, but the stupidest thing was that none of it would have happened if it wasn’t for God deciding to bodge Job.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13,
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