Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Sage advice...If it moves and screams and you don't want it to, use gaffer tape. Or duck tape. (Yes, it's duck tape - it quacks when you rip it fast)
If it stops moving and you want it to, use a CPR machine. Or a saw.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)
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