
If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
( , Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Why do you even bother you turd of hate, you have posted one shit story many years ago and now all you do is rather unfunny comments.
shambo you are soooooooooooooooooooooo

Like this story Albert have a click.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:34, 1 reply)

and
It's very flattering, but I'm afraid I'm not looking for new internet chums at the moment. Sorry.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:37, closed)

You are an idiot shambo and it is so easy to wind you up and troll the troll, you can't take your own medicine dr.
I know you find B3ta the best place to vent your frustration at the inadequacies of your life but at least if you troll, try some wit ball bag.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:39, closed)

Mr troll where for art thou bridge.
*don't you watch Jeremy Kyle around this time shambo?
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:42, closed)

I was a bit confused as well, but it actually means 'why'. In answer to the question, I don't know why Mr. Troll is a bridge.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:59, closed)

for the correction Bats. I would answer your why he is like a bridge is because he is thick as two short planks.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:19, closed)

But good luck and all that.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:17, closed)

but if he is going to be a pretentious twat when he is insulting someone, he could at least get it right. He can't afford to look any more stupid.
How long before I get called a /talk nobber do you think?
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:25, closed)

and no trying to say that 3 minutes is about 2 minutes!
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:30, closed)

Here's a game you might enjoy. It's called hide and go fuck yourself.
The only reason you are alive and talking is that technically it is illegal to kill you and put you out of our misery.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:33, closed)
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