Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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I read that as"Waah waah waaah even though I can't read who actually wrote your profile I'm going to berate you for calling me out on a spectacularly dull, shit and stupid action what I did and then comment on your choice to not contribute on a board that invites people like me on without some kind of licence which I am proving a need for with every awful AWFUL post I make"
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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And I read that as:Well acutally I couldn't read it. Words have to come in a certain order for them to make sense.
But you've made me re-assess my assumptions of you. I was wrong. You're not 'semi-literate' at all, you're completely illiterate. And exceedingly dull.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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Things I've learned today1. Albert Marshmallow is an impressive stalker who is on borrowed time by the looks of it.
2. He also has the attention span of approx 30 words, therefore unable to read long sentences
3. He and EmperorDullface are kind of like the troll-trollers, but they come across like they don't know they're doing it. Which is either Sacha Baron Cohen-scale human scientifics, or they are genuinely stupid.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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