Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Maybe it's a delayed-reaction thing, like some kind of a conscience-lagMaybe twenty years down the line you'll be mowing the lawn in the sunshine, kids playing in the street and the other half will be making lemonade in the kitchen.
Then it'll hit you how much of an attention-seeking 'bleat bleat waaaah people picking on other people is WRONG' spastic you are, you'll flip the mower over and throw your head into it.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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