Body HorrorMictoboy writes, "I once picked a spot on my cheek only for a half-inch long ingrown hair to coil out covered in pus."
How has your own body made you recoil in disgust?
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chthonic, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02)
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That's your body.Odd, I thought. Perhaps I should get it looked at.
To the quack...
Explained the situation.
"I'll have to have a look at it". Not unreasonable, except his 2nd floor surgery was on a double-decker bus route, with no curtains.
Sidled round the desk with my back to the window; old chap out for inspection.
After a prod with his little finger, "It's always been there".
"Whuh? I've never noticed it before!"
"It's always been there".
Thinks: 'This has been in my hand every day since I can remember, for one reason, or quite often another, and I think I'd have remembered a small, triangular cartilaginous protusion. You must be a moron'.
A few days later; it was gone. As was I, to a different surgery.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 20:01,
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