Mate of mine
who worked in haulage, was on this long contract job that meant he would be away for ages. All was going well until on the way home, he and his team mates had to stop to answer this distress call and oh bugger too obvious now isn't it?
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 20:07, 3 replies)

I fucking love Pigs In Space.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 20:47, closed)

Could re-arrange that
for comic effect, but there's a rumour they might announce the new Doctor Who any moment so I'm busy elsewhere.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 21:02, closed)

It's Leslie Nielsen.
Sorry to spoil the surprise.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 21:23, closed)