Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Ex on a G StringI used to go out with a girl in my first year at University - kinda pretty (not drop dead gorgeous), but when I started going out with her, she had this innocent charm about her.
This, I later learned, was not innocence. It was complete and utter, A grade, top of the class lunacy.
Some of the things that stick in mind were her calling me up at 2 in the morning, at her uni (sodding miles away) screaming that I had to help her, it was an emergency. Upon arriving there, I discovered the emergency was "I plugged my iPod into my friends PC, and now all my music is gone! GONE!". Also, how she broke up with me: after being rushed to hospital one night, straight from her house, to have a very urgent operation, I was telephoned the next morning, to be told "Where did you go last night?" "The hospital - remember, the ambulance took me there!" "But, you should have stayed with me! I was lonely! I can't do this any more!"
However, the way I like to let people see just how crazy she was, was the fact that one day, she decided to surprise me, as she had bought some rather interesting underwear, including a G String. So, after stripping off, she wonders why I'm smirking. "Sweetie, you've put it on back to front". This wasn't the funny part - the funny part was the fact she then launched into a half hour tirade of abuse, explaining how stupid I am, because "No, it's not - the labels at the back, see!"
(, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:19, Reply)
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