well...
examples from the relationship of the century other than his sh1tting the bed include: being introduced to a roomful of my friends, sitting back on the couch, pulling his ankles up to his ears to magnify the sound, and farting like a carthorse. as a "hello".

shuffling along outside a nice restaurant, taking off a shoe, barfing into it in front of the diners, then putting it back on and wearing it. without really noticing the puke.

raving on and on about how wonderful the nazis were and how all his "blue eyed brothers" should not have perished. wtf?

crying like a toddler because his mother once told him she considered an abortion when she found out she was pregnant and how he'd always felt unloved and unwanted... then turning to me 2 mins later and saying "if you're ever pregnant by me i'll knock you out and jump on your stomach".

this is an email from my flatmate about him:

1. he snores
2. he defecates IN BED
3. he drinks like a fish
4. he has family issues
5. he is emotionally unavailable
6. he is tighter than a gnat's chuff
7. his career is going nowhere
8. he mumbles when he talks
9. you could never take him to any social function without fretting
10. he is bald
11. he is selfish
12. he has no mates (which says a lot)
13. he is nasty
14. he can be violent
15. he is rude
16. he is uncaring
17. he lives in a cess pit
18. he is a freeloader
19. he is not remotely attractive either on the insider or out
20. he smokes like a gay man

and i still put up with it for years and years. not sure whether to end this by saying i am beautiful but must be bonkers for putting up with it; i am beautiful, he is bonkers, or to turn the question on its head by saying hideous and bonkers, but there's a minor bit of relevance in there somewhere...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:21, Reply)