Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Oh deary deary meA certain ex. Her name was a uncommon, but with a "y" where there could very easily be an "i". She was a hippy, and the only time I ever saw her angry was whenever somebody spelt her name with a "i" as opposed to a "y" (even happened to a poor dyslexic mate of mine on her birthday card).
On top of this, she regularly called me "The Devils Advocate" (for real) because I worked with "evil computers".
Anyway, we split up in a crazy way.
She was flicking herself on the night bus home, and demanded I'd assist her. I told her to go fuck herself (irony really, because she was) as there was people watching, at which point she climbed on top of me, her hand still lodged into her vagina, breaking her wrist. I laughed. She left me in peace, with a broken wrist and all. She never called. Even after her wrist got better.
I've got a new girlfriend now, she's ace. She never apologises for my length, and neither should you
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