Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
(
Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
« Go Back
But... it's just a necklace.Memorable points in our 4-and-a-half year relationship include:
1. Attempting to kill/maim a girl i once knew and flirted with because she asked me to adujst her necklace whilst we were pished.
2. Screaming drunkenly as i left her home, worse for wear, "Don't dump me, please don't dump me, please don't dump me" ad infinitum.
3. Turning the other cheek when Mrs Schumann was my mistress and i convinced her otherwise even though she caught us canoodling in a more than comprimising position (incidentally, i waited for the eventual revenge, but it never came. I still watch my back).
4. Taking up karate when I broke it off with her and threatening to kill me, and telling me her new Karate Boyfriend would kill me too. She's only 5' 4, and he's only 5' 6. I'm at least 5' 9.
She turned out to be quite the bunny-boiler, tbh, and as a consequence she 'ran' into me from time to time with new lad in hand, or friends in tow.
Except Mrs Schumann is part Arab, part Italian - with the chablis to boot - meaning it's always fun to run into the ex.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 8:50, Reply)
« Go Back