Beautiful but Bonkers
I used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
( , Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
I used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
( , Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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I'm the daddy of psycho lasses
And got engaged to both.
First one was when I was a student. All was well until one night at hers I woke up with my sixth sense a tingling. She had gone downstairs and when I found her crying on the sofa she told me I was too good for her and admitted she was a bullimic. I loved her more than I have any other woman before or since and quite the contrary it was she that was too good for me, but she didn't want me near her so asked for some space. I would have done anything for her so I reluctantly agreed. We ended up splitting up though, and she then became a big fan of Tim Henman.
Even appearing on Sportsnight saying how good a role model he was etc etc.
My mate's lass at the time was a uni housemate of hers and one day they showed me into her room. It was like that episode of Alan Partridge with Ged only it stopped marginally short of the life size doll. However, the pictures of Tim's childhood house, his folks house and the tennis ball mounted on a pedastal alongside the numerous lifesize posters and cut outs was quite a worry.
Just before we finished I'd bought her some tickets to the wimbledon semis for her 21st and turned down the chance at going with her. Twas that which tipped her over the edge methinks.
Still love her and have a big part in my heart for her though.
I'll post about the second one sometime soon
( , Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:15, Reply)
And got engaged to both.
First one was when I was a student. All was well until one night at hers I woke up with my sixth sense a tingling. She had gone downstairs and when I found her crying on the sofa she told me I was too good for her and admitted she was a bullimic. I loved her more than I have any other woman before or since and quite the contrary it was she that was too good for me, but she didn't want me near her so asked for some space. I would have done anything for her so I reluctantly agreed. We ended up splitting up though, and she then became a big fan of Tim Henman.
Even appearing on Sportsnight saying how good a role model he was etc etc.
My mate's lass at the time was a uni housemate of hers and one day they showed me into her room. It was like that episode of Alan Partridge with Ged only it stopped marginally short of the life size doll. However, the pictures of Tim's childhood house, his folks house and the tennis ball mounted on a pedastal alongside the numerous lifesize posters and cut outs was quite a worry.
Just before we finished I'd bought her some tickets to the wimbledon semis for her 21st and turned down the chance at going with her. Twas that which tipped her over the edge methinks.
Still love her and have a big part in my heart for her though.
I'll post about the second one sometime soon
( , Mon 20 Nov 2006, 2:15, Reply)
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