Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Fatal AttractionI once boffed this woman while my wife was away. She wouldn't leave it as a one night stand, and started to stalk me.
One day she put my kids rabbit in a saucepan!
I eventually thought I had managed to drown her in the bath, but she jumped out and tried to stab me, so my wife shot her.
(Details may be a bit sketchy as it happened in the 80's, and i have since married a welsh bird).
You don't even want to know about the lass with no knickers a few years later.
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