voluntary kidnapped
back in the day of msn chat, I hooked up with this alledgedly lovely young lady from London who had just come back from her travels,
and us both being single and looking for fun, it seemed like a good idea at the time (oh! how naive I was!, but ever the horney badger (3 year drought, what's a bloke to do)
i thought we'd been talking long enough and her pic was nice enough, so wahey! potatoes deep!
I don't drive so I had to get the fucking national express from Leeds to Fucking London town on the bank holiday (same bank holiday the queen mum died! gawd rest her soul!)
eventually made it to the meeting point and there's the beautiful lady in the picture, well she was beutiful(ish) whan she took the picture 5 years ago! she then told me about how she often picks up guys of the t'itnerweb, but the last one came to her door and said he'd got a present for her in the boot of his car, the next thing she heard was the squealing of wheels as he got the fuck out of there. I never had that excuse as she knew damn well. well I was stuck there but ever the gentleman, i tried to do the manly thing, but by the third long awaited day,
I was near to crying (never realised how hard it was to get rhythm on a water bed), so to my ever lasting shame on the last day I feigned sleep, and even then when she STILL tried to tamper with me I resorted to waiting until she went to the lav ang gathering as much as my stuff as i could before running out into a completly random subord of london.
to a northern monkey like me it's a fuckin' big place! moral of the story is, London internet girls! NO!!!!!!
would apologise for the lentgh, but I don't know you so why should Icare what you think about my length, you did chose to read it after all!
mobsxxxx
(mr_mobs, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:11, Reply)