Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Family friend (thankfully no relation)We have this family friend who's about as quick off the mark as an obese athlete on valium.
Anywho, one time she asked me how my driving lessons were going (have since passed huzzah!). So I had a bit of fun:
"Well, I've been downgraded from 'danger to humanity' to just a 'public nuisance'."
"Wow, they didn't have those labels in my day"
0_o. Scary. I continued;
"Er...yes.... its calculated from how many people you've run over divided by how fast you were going."
"Oh". Awkward silence....I thought I could see her reaching for the phone to call the police, so I reasoned with myself that I should explain:
"...I was joking".
Oh well, I guess in her heyday she must have been good looking. I'd imagine there are many 'Nigerian kings/businessmen' that would love her email address.
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