One for the ladies....
F/32 the second coming by Eurudice.

It starts with the line 'Ela has the tightest cunt in the world'.

It's basically about a women who loses her fanny and goes looking for it.

One of the strangest books I've ever read.

It didn't change my life but before this story I'd never read anything with the word cunt written so many times in one book.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:03, 5 replies)

Roger's Profanisaurus
can probably outdo it on the Cunt front.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 19:08, closed)

Reminds me
of the hysteria that's going on in the back country in Africa, where men are claiming that witches are stealing their penises.

I wish I could say that I was making that up.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 19 May 2008, 19:09, closed)

I'm going to put that on my reading list
and avoid all facetious quips about Orpheus.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, closed)

Here is one for you then
www.my-secret-life.com/

11 volumes if Victorian era porn that you can read online. I only made it to the 3rd volume before it became too repetitive to continue.

If you do read these, be sure to look at the glossary at the bottom of the main page first so you won't be confused by the slang.

The stats from the main page:
Word Occurences
Cunt 5357
Fuck 4032
Prick 3756
Frig 1299
Hair 1569
Bum 937
Sperm 718
Cock 741
Arse 526
Clitoris 434
Gay 398
Quim 389
Buttocks 369
Spunk 362
Virgin 360
Breast 316
Lick 304
Piss 305
Gamahuche 227
Erotic 187
Bugger 106
Vagina 68
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 20 May 2008, 0:09, closed)

^ Well now
I just looked that up and although it is indeed a lot of repetition, jumping in randomly I found this paragraph. The bit about the bum-furrow made me chuckle somewhat:

Then for hours I used to look her over and over from head to foot, as if I wished to recollect every part of her person for ever afterwards: the roots of her hair, the ears, the way the hair grew on the nape of her neck; the way it grew on her cunt, and in her arm-pits, and every other part I used to look over as if searching for something; the only part of her which escaped my investigations was the bum-furrow, which was to me an uncomfortable part in all women, and in my wildest sexual ecstacies and aberrations I neither felt it nor saw it, and don't know whether the hole was round or square; red or brown.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:30, closed)