wowser
you have read 20,000 books in your life? fuck that's a lot, say you are 40 years of age, given that more than likely you weren't reading too many books prior to the age of say 4 that gives you 36 years to read 20,000 books. That equates to over 550 books a year, which in turn equates to about 1.5 books a day. How the fuck did you read so many books? are you a chronic diarrhoea sufferer and have to spend countless hours on the toilet every day? or are you the reading equivalent of a cat, spending 16 hours a day reading, which in turn begs the question on how do you fund such a time consuming habit. Unless of course the books you read are merely children's short stories and don't take too long to read. maybe you have found some sort of time travel system which allows you to spend time reading every day whilst still maintaining a regular everyday existence? please tell us your secret
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:42, Reply)