BooksWe love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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Stuck in Kabul for 5 days with NOTHING to do but sit around waiting for a planeThe only distraction I could find was a suspiciously pristine, but trashy sci-fi book about a young lady who pleasured herself with the chrome barrel of her very phallic pistol before going out to shoot people with it.
It was without doubt the worst thing I have ever witnessed in print.
However, with 5 days to kill, I read it three times.
If anyone could enlighten me as to the title of this long forgotten abomination, I can inflict the pain on others.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 0:18, Reply)
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