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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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Miles by Miles DavisOne of the best motherfucking autobiographies ever. Every other motherfucking word is motherfucker or motherfucking cat and the motherfucking stories in it are amazing and told like a real motherfucker by the motherfucker himself.
One particular motherfucking anecdote that will always stay with motherfucking me is the motherfucking tale about how he accidentally kicked some snow into the footwell of his motherfucking Ferrari. He thinks the motherfucking pigs done planted some motherfucking coke on him, so he dumps the motherfucking car in the motherfucking street with the mothingfucking engine still running and heads to the nearest motherfucking building. Once inside he gets into the motherfucking lift with a woman. Halfway up, he turns to her and says;
"What you doin' in my car bitch?" and punches her in the motherfucking face.
What a motherfucker.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:22, 2 replies)
Ha!I'd heard that it was like this. Will have to add it to my list of things to read.
Thanks Muthafucker.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:15, closed)
In similar veinBeneath the Underdog by Charlie Mingus is excellent
(, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 5:11, closed)
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