That's not a dictionary definition, petal.
That's you desperately trying to wriggle out of the pit of nonsense you've dug for yourself.

dictionary.reference.com/browse/religion

And I am a scientist and an intellectual. I have a doctorate in a scientific discipline, I worked as a researcher in a university and I now work as a consultant. And you're a prat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 20:30, 2 replies)

Now.. Im going to grant you "prat" because I continued to plough this furrow.

You wont win on the "religion" definition though and you are wrong on that one:
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/religion#Etymology

I've touched a nerve with the "intellectual atheist" thing tho.

"barely scraped GCSE in science" - I don't have a GCSE in science.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 20:38, closed)

Yes. The definition of all words in current usage derives directly and unbendingly from their classical roots.
You total fucking bell end.

That's "bell" from the Germanic for "shout" and "end" from the proto-european for "opposite". Therefore meaning "one who should talk very quietly so that nobody hears".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 20:46, closed)

tee hee
poke poke....
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 20:52, closed)

Of course.
The inevitable "ha ha I'm only trolling you" defence. The last refuge of the internet fail.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 20:53, closed)

nah - just bored now
your smugness is only outweighed slightly by the overbearing need to get the last word in.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 22:06, closed)

Shambles the only discipline I can see you partaking in is
a good whipping from Nanny when you've been a naughty little boy again.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 6:39, closed)