BooksWe love books. Tell us about your favourite books and authors, and why they are so good. And while you're at it - having dined out for years on the time I threw Dan Brown out of a train window - tell us who to avoid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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When I was about 5if I was naughty mu mum would send me to my room. Once there I would do the only logical thing and absolutely trash it. I think my reasoning was such that she will stop sending me to my room if I totally fuck it up.
On one of these occassions I decided a dirty protest was in order (or maybe I just needed a shit - my memory is a bit vague now) but of course I needed something to wipe with and because my brother was such a massise, dribbling cock I decided to use his favourite book.
Flat Stanley.
Mum wasn't best pleased, nor was my brother - mostly because we shared a room.
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I can't decideif this is worse than an admission of liking poetry.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:35,
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