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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40)
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I'll admit to part b)but in actual fact, despite the fact I read the books, like, three times before the films came out, I still spent a lot of time during the films going "Oh, is THAT what the actual story is? Huh.".
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So what you're saying is that you're not bright enough to follow the perfectly straightforward plot of a book aimed at adolescents despite numerous readings?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 12:03,
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No.What I'm saying is that the book is four times as long as it needs to be, and I lost track of the line between 'events' and 'smartarsed masturbatory linguistic padding'.
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Yeah, Tolkien, you elitist bastardwhy don't you just say what you mean for once?
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So what you're saying is that you're not bright enough to follow the perfectly straightforward plot of a book aimed at adolescents despite numerous readings because the author used too many words?That makes all the difference.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:11,
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So, what you're saying is, you have less of an attention span than a goldfish with ADHD?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 17:24,
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