I have to post this on behalf of a friend:
Last year (the first year of uni, strange eh?) my very good friend Mike got extremely drunk while in a club so I got him home. Once we were back I saw him disappear to his room and assumed he had gone to bed. About an hour later while I was cleaning my teeth I heard my door handle rattling & went to see what was going on. When I unlocked my door I found Mike completely naked, attempting to get in. Naturally my first question was "What the fuck are you doing?" To which he replied "Trying to get into your room." I couldnt really argue with that so I asked why and he looked me in the eye and simply said "Because it's the place to be." When I asked about this the next day it appeared that he had no recollection of his actions the night before and then had to go round the rest of the flat asking other people if he had done the same to them which meant he wasnt able to keep it secret. Top bloke. I wish he hadnt quit uni.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 3:02, Reply)