Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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BoozeIn a Bristol pub, I proceeded to try rum.
In about 3 quarters of an hour, me and my 2 mates finished a bottle. Needless to say we were hammered. We were then introduced by our boss at the time to his niece. She joined in the fun after he went to piss(well thats what he said cos he didnt come back for a while). We struck up inebriated conversation and eventually stumbled our way to their car. She surpised me pleasantly when she removed her jeans and allowed me to engage in cunnilingus, which she seemed to enjoy, by the way. She surprised me even more when she suddenly pissed in my mouth. I dont think girlyjuice is that hot. Or that yellow. Not exactly what I call erotic.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 5:07, Reply)
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