Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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Why roadblocks don't mix with boozeBecause, as I learnt one tense night, when your car pulls up to a roadblock the lurching and deceleration can cause feelings of nausea. At this point you should not make any sudden movements. You should definitely not open the door and sprint to a bush. I managed to quietly and unobtrusively chunder into the footwell.
So no actual disaster, but I think it was close. The men with the guns did not seem very impressed by my Western depravity.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 5:09, Reply)
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