Well.
My worst booze related disaster was when I froze to a dumpster..

It was a loooong hard night of heavy liver ass-kicking. And we were walking some reasoablby hot-ass chicks home from the bar. It was about -25ºC. I was the one unlucky enough to not get in the action but my friend was telling a different story inside. So in my drunken stupidity, I waited outside on a dumpster, passing out. I awoke to find a nice layer of frost on my eyebrows and hat. I then proceeded to un-freeze myself and go inside. Once inside I was giving off that same strange fog that freezers do when you open them... So yea to conclude. Dont ever-ever drink and sit on dumpsters... ever.

On another totally related topic.

I was at a bush party, and my friend's girlfriend got mad at him. So, I tried to talk to her to fix things. But this chick was nagging me about everything so I told her to make like a tree and fuck off. this made my friend's old lady pretty pissed so she ran him over with a car.

I still feel like its my fault.
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