Well.....
I went out for a session with the brother in law one Balmy Saturday night. Got Mega Hammered,, went to the chippy and couldn't see what I wanted so I said I would have 'whatever the fat birds havin'. After this My memory was at a blank. I awoke next morning with blood all up the walls, gravell in both my left elbow and knee and gravy on my specs. It turned out I had ordered Chicken chips with gravy and I had been targetted for termination by the 'drunken bastard' sniper near a kerb (in other words I tripped down a kerb. I have never eaten that shite from the chippy again. I then went to the pub in the morning (as England were playing their first world cup match) pissed out my head, but that was soon sorted out by 10 pints and a Sausage and egg sarnie. Bootiful. There were also at least 3 others who had been attacked by this sniper in the pub as well. I have plenty more drunken stories but this one is about the best.

My next one involved a party where my ex was, and getting into a fight with her boyfriend. I was then taken home in his car by my mate and I threw up in it. Revenge is sweet :)
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 11:57, Reply)