Minty
Being a very uninteresting kind of chap, happy to stand by and watch other's misfortunes, the only vaugely amusing tale I have is from when I was a rude little under-ager of about 15. Out on a friday night with a couple of mates drinking the lager (of the shame...) that my 18 year old sister had purchased for us.
Didn't want the parents to cotton on of course, so bought some three packets of extra-strong mints to mask the beery breath. Ended up burning my mouth by eating them in about 5 minutes.
Fresh minty breath for days though, even if it did singe the eyebrows of anyone who came anywhere near.
And parents didn't notice that I was pissed either, as I sat with glazed eyes in the corner watching a recording of Gardener's World with them. Not until they found a load more cans in my room a few weeks later anyway. Sneaky feckers.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 12:01, Reply)