Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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Spread eagled and naked ...... seems to be a bit of a theme. I went to a party at a friend's flat. Lots of people sleeping over. It had a sofa in the dining bit of the kitchen. That was my berth. Went to sleep in a sleeping bag, fully clothed. Woke up spread eagled in the middle of the kitchen floor, stark raving nude and the sound of the door closing.
Better than the time I first tried home-brew (I was 14/15) and threw up on my mate's mum as she cleared up my earlier productions. "I'm *puke* very *huey* sorry, Mrs *ralph* Matesmum."
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 14:52,
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