Booze Related Disasters
We want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
We want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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my first time
The first time I drank anything was after my senior prom. There was only 4 of us at the hotel, so since it was my first time drinking, and we had limited resources they decided it would be a wonderful idea to get me fuuuuuuuuucking druuuuuuuuunk. Though we had little of it, we did have a variation of things, rum and coke, mike's hard lemonade, 1 can of beer and about 2 inches left in the bottle of rum. Of course I had to drink it all. I was telling a joke and then BAM!! It hit me like a fucking hammer to the forehead. I had about a 10 minute pause in the middle of my joke. Then I proceeded to giggle my ass of. Followed by several drunken trips to the bathroom, fortunately just to pee. Then had the shit scared out of me. Me-"I have to pee but I don't want to get out of bed" Stupid liar friend-"You had better go, you don't want to piss the bed...he he he" Me-"shit"
( , Fri 19 Mar 2004, 15:00, Reply)
The first time I drank anything was after my senior prom. There was only 4 of us at the hotel, so since it was my first time drinking, and we had limited resources they decided it would be a wonderful idea to get me fuuuuuuuuucking druuuuuuuuunk. Though we had little of it, we did have a variation of things, rum and coke, mike's hard lemonade, 1 can of beer and about 2 inches left in the bottle of rum. Of course I had to drink it all. I was telling a joke and then BAM!! It hit me like a fucking hammer to the forehead. I had about a 10 minute pause in the middle of my joke. Then I proceeded to giggle my ass of. Followed by several drunken trips to the bathroom, fortunately just to pee. Then had the shit scared out of me. Me-"I have to pee but I don't want to get out of bed" Stupid liar friend-"You had better go, you don't want to piss the bed...he he he" Me-"shit"
( , Fri 19 Mar 2004, 15:00, Reply)
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