Brain FadeFreddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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One new year's eveI was very very drunk. When I got home at 5am the door was locked and everyone was asleep. I wanted someone to let me in the house, so I knocked on the door. Very very quietly, so as to not wake anyone up.
After ten pointless minutes I got my keys out and let myself in.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:39,
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