Brain FadeFreddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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The love of his father instead of the MUTHAFUCKIN' BEATDOWNS he got instead at birthday'I'll show you, dad!!! I'll get my OWN balloons and wear them on my head as an ironic tribute to the birthdays I spent having my arse lashed with a Lego belt by you, instead of going ice skating and then to the Wimpy like the other boys'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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