Brain Fade
Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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Why, does that help you point out when other people are talking bollocks?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:11,
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No
but it would explain an inbuilt terror of head injury so strong that one protects one's bonce at all times with a handy balloon circlet 'just in case'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:18,
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Lol.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:27,
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I think we're all perfectly aware of who is talking bollocks here.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:29,
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Now you're getting upset
You should probably have a cup of tea and a little calm down
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 17:50,
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classic triple T here
stunning execution
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 18:33,
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I think you should perhaps stick a couple of large dice down your japseye and shit out a double six.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Mar 2013, 22:47,
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