Pretty much every night for months...
... I would get home from work and try to open the house with my car key. This was just after I'd passed my test, so having a car key was a novelty and obviously my brain hadn't yet learned that I now had TWO important keys, and that they did different things. Oddly, however, I never tried to start my car with my house key.

Also while on autopilot I referred to my girlfriend by the name of my previous girlfriend. Just the once.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:16, 3 replies)

Just the once? Amateur.
When challenged, try saying "but that's your name... oooh no it isn't"

Still we're happily together many, many years later.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 20:26, closed)

I managed to get away with it, just the once
We were both a bit pissed and having a silly argument over nothing, which I pointed out was probably what reminded me of my ex in the first place. It's amazing how fast your brain works when that mortal fear strikes.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 21:04, closed)

That's what the word "darling" was invented for

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:34, closed)