
Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot
( , Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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Again, one trap and one urinal, with a sign to turn the light off.
The trouble is, you've be taking a shit and someone would come in, have a piss in the urinal then turn the light off on their way out.
If you were lucky you'd manage to call them back just in time, otherwise you've have to wipe your arse in complete darkness. I have trouble finding it with both hands when it's light.
( , Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:27, Reply)
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