Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Not my run-inBut my best mate and a few crazy people decided to carry on our tradition of flashing and streaking by running naked down Princes St. Edinburgh at 4pm on a Saturday afternoon. It was all part of a student competition thing (not mentioning faculty to preserve the innocent). Most groups that tried it supposedly got arrested...
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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:43,
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